The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 26, 2013
Gladys: I see you're all ready for bed. Did you remember to put your towel in the dirty laundry hamper after your bath? Wilberforce: There was no point in doing it. Gladys: Why not? Wilberforce: It wasn't dirty - I only used it to dry off after I was all clean from my bath.