The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 09, 2013
Brutus: Oh, Gladys, do you have our credit card handy? Gladys: No. Why? Brutus: I want to buy something online and I need the number! Gladys: Oh, I can tell you that without the card! Brutus: She doesn't know her phone number or license plate, but she knows her credit card number by heart!