The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 13, 2013
Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Is that a new watch you're wearin'? Wilberforce: Grammy gave me this watch for Christmas - it used to belong to my grandpa! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: That's cool! Tell me what time it is. Wilberforce: I can't. Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Why not - is it broken? Wilberforce: No, it's moving - but it doesn't show what the time is... Wilberforce: It doesn't have any numbers - just these two arms that keep goin' around in a circle, pointing at twelve dots!