The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 29, 2010
Doctor says, "I understand you had a problem with how my nurse weighed you in." Gladys says, "She only let me step on the scale once! On my home scale, the numbers often vary a little each time I step on it?" Gladys says, "So I always weigh myself at least a dozen times, then go with the lowest reading!"