The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 18, 2008
Gladys: Brutus, it's seven-thirty! You're going to be late for work! Brutus: I'm hurrying, Gladys! Fix your special rush breakfast for me, okay? Gladys: Right - two tablespoons of instant coffee over a packet of instant oatmeal, add one cup of water and microwave one minute!