The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 05, 1996
Transcript:
All employees, now hear this! This is R.W. Veeblefester your CEO speaking...It has come to my attention that some of you are calling me a control freak...I am not a control freak! I hereby demand that each and every one of you stop calling me a control freak this instant!- Mr. Veeblefester
R. W. Veebelfester, you are too a control freak, you never respect your coworkers and you’re always bullying Brutus. You should consider retiring from you position as boss. If you would learn not to be greedy and selfish, then maybe they would respect you more.