The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for September 30, 2016
This place was a metropolis before the iron shortage. Without it, the bones had to ration the hemoglobin. Red blood cells are no good without it. Sorry, kid, that's it. The great Iron Famine led to the age of Anemia. We are the survivors. We are- Hey, looks like they made some diet changes up top. We're all good now. Oh. What are you wearing?