The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for July 07, 2015
Lars: Table for one. Please. Lars: Actually, could you just put me with a table of THREE! Lars: That way I won't have to feel self conscious/ Waiter: I assure you, a table for one is perfectly fine... Lars: Nah, this is better. Lars: This way I blend in incognito-like. Lars: Why is everyone staring at me?