The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for April 30, 2015
Brain: I've decided to start enhancing my opinions with the word "technically" Brain: I expect it to result in one of two scenarios: Brain: One, it disarms the other person by suggesting I have expertise they didn't know about. Brain: Or two, the irony of my arrogance infuriates them, forcing them to refute me while emotionally charged. Brain: Either way, I'll have a distinct advantage. Heart: Can't your opinions just be different? Brain: Technically, no.