The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for January 30, 2015
Doctor: Lars, everything looks great, except you're going to die. Lars: What?! Seriously?! Doctor: I'm afraid so. Lars: H-how long do I have Doc? Doctor: With a healthy lifestyle, you'll likely make it to about 78. Lars: 78?! Isn't that the average life expectancy? Doctor: Is it? Doctor: Or am I just that good?!