The Adventures of Business Cat by Tom Fonder for December 07, 2015
Howard: Your company's taken some heavy blows this quarter, Business Cat. Looks like your nine lives may finally be up. Business Cat: Your concern is touching, Howard, but we'be seen our way through worse. Howard: Face the facts, Cat. Your stock is down four points. You may have made it this far on the coattails of your parents' empire, but your legacy will be its destruction. Business Cat: You just worry about your own figures, Howard. Last I checked, it was you who was playing second fiddle. Howard: Check again.