Ungulate, you’re the GOAT (“Greatest Of All Time”)!
Do ungulates undulate? Weird minds want to know.
The mother’s headband looks a lot like the one Squirrel Girl wears.
My aunt never ate much, but my ungulate a ton.
Mountain goats are antelopes
And up the slopes they canter.
They jump and glide, near suicide!
But have no fear, these alpine deer
With gravity don’t banter.
April 08, 2014