With apologies to the Lads from Liverpool, she says to chew, I say eschew, eschew, eschew, I don’t know why she says to chew, I say eschew.
Vaudevillians often joked about eschewing tobacco.
When my wife opens the jar of mixed nuts, she eats the eschews first.
You really don’t have to chew them……
While we were out on a walk, I offered my new date a stick of gum, but she waved it off without interrupting our conversation. That’s my kind of woman: one who can walk and eschew gum at the same time. (If you groan loudly enough, I should be able to hear it from here.)
Much more fun than my word(s) of the day: Habeus Corpus…
April 08, 2014