Are you holding a contest now, Mr. Trap, to give the titular character a name? How about… oh, I don’t know… Dimitri?
I like ‘Max’. Could be short for Maximilian.
How about “Chewbacca Slartibartfast Spock”?
Issac. It means, “to laugh”. Appropriate, I think.
How about Leonard James!
What about “Aloysius”? That’s a name you don’t hear much anymore.
It isn’t Thata?
How about a reader naming contest? Cosmo is my vote – because he went so long without a first name!
With the imagination that kid has, “Snoopy” would be appropriate, but I hear it’s taken…….
I’m so glad they aren’t all Baby McBabyface!
Good idea sir. You and your wife should reveal your real names while you are at it. That’s my opinion.
We don’[t even know Thatadad and Thatamom’s names either!
How about Mycroft (the brother of Sherlock Homes).
Steve or Joshua
Stevie Ray Ripley.
OR… Just wait a few more years and he’ll tell you his name.
Just call him Baby like Baby Sinclair!
I’m the baby, gotta love me
Big purple eyes, I’m very cuddly
’Specially when I hit my daddy with a frying pan
WHACK (Earl: “Fran!”)
First I whack you then you shove me
Flying ’cross the room, I like it!
Mama says it’s too much sugar
Daddy is all perplexed
Gee, you never know what I’m gonna do next! (Earl: “FRAN!!!!”)
Wanna see me make a rocket?
Watch me put her tail in a socket
She lights up like a Christmas tree
(Ethel: “Don’t try this at home!”)
I’m the baby and you gotta love meeeeeeee
Don’t you think that every home should have one of me? (or three!)
I said, jump on the bed, hit my daddy on the head
Run around the house when they tell me not to
I take every chance to make a poop in my pants
But I’m the baby, and you got to
Don’t you wish there were more of me?
Daddy, Mother, brother, sister
I’m the greatest baby in prehistor’!
I’m the baby and you gotta love
I’m the baby and you gotta love me
“Hey, let’s name him Calvin!”
April 08, 2014