That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 11, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    The model did not want people to see his short comings.

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    rmremail  7 months ago

    I see this artist has hit rock bottom.

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    rmremail  7 months ago

    Buns of Steel: the TMI edition.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 7 months ago

    “I could’ve sworn there was a sower here somewhere.”

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    rmremail  7 months ago

    Whenever he was working with this artist, Mark always made sure to bring his ‘exit only’ sign.

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    Solstice*1947  7 months ago


    Just like the brazen giant old Greeks made.

    With naked limbs in fifth position posed;

    Here at our gates (to immigrants now closed).

    A mighty he-man with a sword, whose blade

    Is the sharp edge of reason, now betrayed.

    Chauvinist’s Father, here he stands exposed.

    Prepared to put some pants on in a raid…

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    ronaldspence  7 months ago

    when she said she loved someone with rosie cheeks, he completely misunderstood!

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    Solstice*1947  7 months ago

    The image looks aged and distressed from having been kept for several years in the artist’s wallet.

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    Solstice*1947  7 months ago

    /// This poor model is not fond of pranks.

    He had heard he’d be getting Men’s Spanx.

    Now he thinks it was rude

    that he’s not only nude,

    but repeatedly smacked on his “flanks.”

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    You have to admit, that’s one why to keep your clothes clean when you’re clearing out cobwebs.

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    Kind&Kinder  7 months ago

    Humanity is so lucky that we were endowed with opposable cheeks!

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    orinoco womble  7 months ago

    I must admit I’m more intrigued by the artist’s surname, Alchimowicz.

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    Jayalexander  7 months ago

    “TAXI!” Blast it. That’s the fourth one that’s driven right by. “RACIST!”

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    Call me Ishmael  7 months ago

    Behold the artist’s friend, Maury

    Depicted “a posteriori”..

    At the artist’s behest

    We’ll seek no further, lest

    We discover “the rest of the story”.

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    Call me Ishmael  7 months ago

    “Butt soft – what light through yonder window breaks?”

    Two rosy cheeks – like two rare, juicy steaks…

    Yet ‘tis no “Juliet” – it is a “Jules”!

    Coyly concealing his most precious jewels

    He bids the drooling painter to reveal

    Two buns – which are the farthest thing from steel…

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    John Smith  7 months ago

    Complete with tented toga?

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    rejected soundtrack album cover for back to the future

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    blackman2732  7 months ago

    I am so glad for that change.

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    Egrayjames  7 months ago

    They didn’t call Marc “Rosy Cheeks” for nothin’.

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    lagoulou  7 months ago

    This painting is sorely in need of Baumgartner Restorations!

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    Reader  7 months ago

    He’s painting himself into a corner – leaving himself quite exposed.

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    [Traveler]  7 months ago

    I’m so mad! That really chaps my ass.

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    thebashfulone  7 months ago

    “Objects in the rear view may appear grosser than they are”—apologies to Meat Loaf

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    aerotica69  7 months ago

    Later that evening, Sir Galahad returned to Castle Anthrax, lied to Zoot, and accepted his punishment.

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    kwardecke Premium Member 7 months ago

    WMD white man’s disease, also known as skinny saggy butt syndrome

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    Indianapolis Smith  7 months ago

    “You’re looking at my butt, aren’t you. I know you are…”

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    prrdh  7 months ago

    Whittier to illustrator: “They’re supposed to be tan, and anyway those aren’t the cheeks I was talking about.”

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    Carol from CT  7 months ago

    The model is seen from the back / His head with hair curly and black / With back coyly turned / “Full Monty” be spurned / All we get is some nasty crack!

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    Another Take  7 months ago

    Larry never objected to a good paddling when he deserved it but being made to stand in the corner was a punishment too far.

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    Another Take  7 months ago

    With one staff in hand and another “at stand”, Larry prepared to travel the old dirt road wherever it might lead.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    They always call Joe a smart ass!

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    Linguist  7 months ago

    The “barefoot boy with cheeks of tan” grew up to be the naked man with butt that sags.

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    Without a robe, there will be some winter shrinkage.

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    wincoach Premium Member 7 months ago

    After this publicity still of sticking your left foot in was released the naked version of the Hokey Pokey never really caught on.

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    Solstice*1947  7 months ago

    /// Certain scrutinies nobody seeks,

    even if they have perfect physiques.

    Of course, he’s embarrassed

    displayed here, erm… bare assed,

    all the blood rushing down to his cheeks!

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    mabrndt Premium Member 7 months ago

    Nude of a standing man, back view,_back_view_-_MP_3293_MNW_-_National_Museum_in_Warsaw.jpg 

    (best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.


    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

    I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  7 months ago

    The hoplite decided that he’d hop lighter if he ditched the armor and shield.

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    MCProfessor  7 months ago

    More like Larry liberated.

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    Solstice*1947  7 months ago


    — We all have bodies.

    Is anyone satisfied

    with the one they have?

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    roconner  7 months ago

    soap in eyes’ i know the shower is around here somewere.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 7 months ago

    There was a bit of embarrassment, as just last night he turned down Kazimierz at the gay bar.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 7 months ago

    When will the women of physical and natural sciences create clothes for me? This is taking forever!

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    Solstice*1947  7 months ago

    /// He was asked of religion by friends.

    “Am I spiritual? It depends.

    Our bodies, so fine,

    stem from something divine—

    a divinity that shapes our ends.”

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    bunrabbit99  7 months ago

    boy, those cheeks sure are rosy!

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    Solstice*1947  7 months ago

    /// He could claim he was stung by a viper,

    but he knows he should just “pay the piper.”

    The red glow on his cheeks

    of which everyone speaks

    is a rash in the shape of a diaper.

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    JH&Cats  7 months ago

    This page happened to show up alongside a Jennifer Fisher ad. The juxtaposition implies a shift change in the models’ schedules: one’s coming in “Hi, Jen!”- as the other’s dressing to leave—“All yours.”

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    Helen Ferrieux  7 months ago

    He’s been in the Hot Seat.

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    Carol from CT  7 months ago

    The subject is viewed from behind / In his “Adam and Eve” state of mind (!) / His mother, quite bent / Said “That’s NOT what I meant / When I told you to ‘rise and shine’!”

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