That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 27, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    In order to payoff his debts, the Count got a side gig doing shampoo ads.

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    Solstice*1947  6 months ago

    /// Though he wears ornate armor of black

    and Zendaya’s wig curled down his back,

    you can tell by his face

    he’s that famed flying ace

    from the old comic strip, Smilin’ Jack.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 6 months ago

    William like to show off his rod.

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    Solstice*1947  6 months ago

    /// A Field Marshall of valor and passion,

    Heinrich’s foes in a battle turned ashen.

    Those who’ve fought often tell

    that to make war is Hell,

    but for Heinrich, it seems, war is fashion.

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    Call me Ishmael  6 months ago

    Le Comte de Coiffure is our topic

    A fellow most frightfully “fopic”.

    He takes six hours to dry..

    Three more spray to apply..

    And his tips are downright microscopic.

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    rmremail  6 months ago

    Question: How does he get all that hair inside his helmet?

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    Rhonda before she got her epilady

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    Kwen  6 months ago

    Abenazor was a mighty and fancy wizard but for some reason he was always too late casting those fart-stopping spells…

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    epaphus8  6 months ago

    Once Heinrich grew that mustache, his heterosexuality was never questioned again.

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    pcolli  6 months ago

    Nice perm….

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    Balaclava  6 months ago

    Every lifetime has at least one.

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    Buzzworld  6 months ago

    10 pounds of Heinrich in a 5 pound suit of armor.

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    Kind&Kinder  6 months ago

    Yes, I will be the prettiest one on the field. Wait’ll they get a load o’ my Valentine bib! Rough!

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    P51Strega  6 months ago

    The Field-Marshal loved showing off his dickie.

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    Helen Ferrieux  6 months ago

    THIS twin has the Toni..

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 6 months ago

    They found out how deep the lake was after he tried water skiing in his armor.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 6 months ago

    They seek him here, they seek him there, those Frenchies seek him everywhere…..

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    aerotica69  6 months ago

    Brian May, not really enjoying Freddie’s “cavalier” phase.

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    Reader  6 months ago

    Not a knight in white shining armor ladies; hard pass.

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    Another Take  6 months ago

    Ted Nugent when he’s not dressed for the stage.

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    Reader  6 months ago

    Count Samson was actually an incredible warrior, with only one weakness.

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    Another Take  6 months ago

    “I say – you will disguise in some fashion what I’m ackshually holding, won’t you old chap? There’s a good lad.”

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    Holden Awn  6 months ago

    Dude, get thee to a gym.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 6 months ago

    “We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  6 months ago

    “Hit me with der rhythmstik! Hit me slowly; hit me quik!”

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    " Honestly? Yes, milord, your armor does make the Heinrich heinie look fat! And holding that silly rod isn’t going to make anyone think you don’t have a tiny ruling member."

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    Call me Ishmael  6 months ago

    “The Thriller at the Tiller”

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    Blatherskite  6 months ago

    Now matter how fancy the sash is, it can’t disguise that fact that your cannon is a strap-on.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Hurry, snap the picture before my hair unfurls.

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    It takes an extra large life jacket and skis with all of the armor on.

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    Ken Holman Premium Member 6 months ago

    Having girded his loins now for his second attempt, Heinrich begins spinning the nunchucks once again.

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    mabrndt Premium Member 6 months ago

    Baron Heinrich VI of Reuss (1649-1697) 

    has info and links that point to more info about this painting.


    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

    I couldn’t find info about this copyist, other than what’s included in or pointed to by the title URL. First work by this copyist used here.

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    Csaw Backnforth  6 months ago

    I’ve been told that wearing a dickie / was lame and somewhat “sicky.” / But you better beware, / make fun of my hair, / and I’ll beat you with my “sticky.”

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    John Wiley Premium Member 6 months ago

    Nice obituary photo. After all, he did wear armor waterskiing.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    People just don’t realize how hard it is to be the baton-twirling champion in a full set of armor.

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    suñña  6 months ago

    Henri liked to don a suit of armor when he played Whack-a-Mole.

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    Now we know why there was never a Baron Heinrich VII of Reuss!

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    d1234dick Premium Member 6 months ago

    even though he fought well Alfonce was not the butchest guy in the army, but he had the respect of fellow service men when off duty.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 6 months ago

    Baron Heinie. It sings! :)

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    stamps  6 months ago

    You gotta be good if you can waterski with your armor on.

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    Dragoncat  6 months ago

    Happy Holidays to all the great poets out there, and the people who enjoy reading them!

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 6 months ago

    Another big thanks to those who posted rhymes. I should have know that you were poets after noticing that your feet were “Longfellows”.

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    JH&Cats  6 months ago

    Not only is his swash well buckled, it’s made of whole smoked salmons! This must be Curly and the Lachs.

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    Solstice*1947  6 months ago

    /// Vain Sir Percy did not spare the whip.

    He was harsh with the men in his grip.

    One was sick of his crap.

    Percy woke from his nap

    with some permanent ink on his lip.

    /// Percy noticed it when he undressed,

    and he loved it! It gave his face “zest.”

    He resolved to grow hair

    where those lines were drawn there.

    Then he saw the d!ck drawn on his chest.

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