That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 27, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  2 months ago

    This had never happened before! The debate had gone into SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME!

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    Solstice*1947  2 months ago

    As the principal speaker’s talk drones / on and on, in monotonous tones, / the large audience proved / they’re inert and unmoved. / More than half were the other half’s clones.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 2 months ago

    The meeting was a huge embarrassment and should not have been held right after the big sale at Sam’s Suits.

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    rmremail  2 months ago

    Diversity club? That’s next door. This is the White Men’s club,

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    rmremail  2 months ago

    ‘And when I lower my hand, all of your heads will explode’

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    rmremail  2 months ago

    As Jim Brown looked around the room, he realized what ‘token’ meant.

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    rmremail  2 months ago

    “James, why is there a woman there in the front row? This is a men’s only meeting.” “Sir, that’s Annie Oakley, sir. She has bigger balls than you.”

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    Solstice*1947  2 months ago

    Everyone sat as still as possible, expressionless, and barely even breathing. The painter had spent many hours meticulously positioning everyone, and would spew torrents of loud, obscene invective if any person’s face should happen to, even slightly, overlap another.

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    ronaldspence  2 months ago

    Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will do the fandango?

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    Call me Ishmael  2 months ago
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    When the “men of consequence” gather/ if nobody minds, I’d rather / be someplace with color/ – for what could be duller/ than blokes in black, battered by blather ?/// There’s not a rhetorical flourish/ which my starving soul ever could nourish/ half so well as the sight/ of a sprite in tight white / (without women, we might as well perish !)/// Send me not to those serried ranks/ (front and center, or out on the flanks)/ where the orator drones/ in stentorian tones../ would I choose to be present? No, thanks.

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    I would like to acknowledge the gentleman in the black waistcoat and bow tie. No not you, the other one.

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    Call me Ishmael  2 months ago

    Nuthin could be duller than a scene devoid of color in the mor-or-ornin’…

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    Call me Ishmael  2 months ago

    Tiberius Q. Cummerbund holds his audience transfixed with his stirring demand for the right to wear tattersall waistcoats…

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    orinoco womble  2 months ago

    Three whole ladies among all those men. Yup, that’s “parity”.

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    Kind&Kinder  2 months ago

    “Friends, ’Muricans, countrymen, lend me your money….”

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    Helen Ferrieux  2 months ago

    “For my next trick I would like a lady volunteer”

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    Buzzworld  2 months ago

    “I’d like you all to give a big round of applause to the people who erected this tent.”

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    an observatory dedicated to dudley do-right and there’s not a touch of red…

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    khmo  2 months ago

    can we go back to classic, good art????

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    Reader  2 months ago

    If elected, I promise to take on Wall Street, the robber barons, big railroad, hehehe, I mean it.

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    rugeirn  2 months ago

    Hey, there are at least three women. What’s the issue?

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    lagoulou  2 months ago

    What a boring painting…

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    Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago

    All white. See you around, loser.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 2 months ago

    This cloning thing is getting completely of of hand!

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    Pocosdad  2 months ago

    “Now who can argue with that? I think we’re all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I’m particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.”

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    Another Take  2 months ago

    “We have gathered here today gentlemen, to decide what Miss Sarah there, can and cannot do with her body. Who has something to propose?”


    “Very well. What say you all to the suggestion that Miss Sarah be permitted to rub her body on me?”


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    garcoa  2 months ago

    The artist is experimenting with “copy and paste”, saving much time.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  2 months ago

    “But look about you! At least one quarter of us do not even have muttonchops!”

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 2 months ago

    “And, in closing, let me recommend my tailor, er, looks like I already did that.”

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    sparklite  2 months ago

    “Mr Matteson, other artists portray a variety of faces on their subjects. Why do you employ the same face on everyone?”

    “Them other artists are looking for it. I flat GOT it.”

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    Linguist  2 months ago

    Julia was embarrassed by being the only unaccompanied woman in the room, while Bob, across the aisle, was hastily rereading his invitation to see where it said that black jackets were mandatory male attire.

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    Solstice*1947  2 months ago

    Dedicating the observatory, / Everett mesmerized folks with his story. / Widow Blandina Dudley, / knew her Charles was not cuddly, / but their name would be getting some glory.

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    sparklite  2 months ago

    The fertility doctor denied using his own sperm at the town clinic, but some remained unconvinced.

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    moondog42 Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’d say it’s the (anti) abortion committee, but I see a few women in the crowd.

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    MuddyUSA   2 months ago

    I stand before you and I will remain so!

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    Call me Ishmael  2 months ago

    They are longing for his conclusion/ yet he seems to have the illusion/ that his eloquence “slays”/ even though he delays/ their prized alcoholic infusion..

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    Call me Ishmael  2 months ago

    The drinks which the comp’ny delighted/ were delayed by the speaker – benighted./ He spoke loud, he spoke long/ but he read the room wrong../ he would never again be invited.

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    mabrndt Premium Member 2 months ago

    Dudley Observatory Dedication, August 28, 1856,_August_28,_1856.jpg 

    has info and links that point to more info about this painting.


    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

    I have added a comment there (already approved by Mr. Melcher) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 3 works by this artist have been used here. 

    has the prior (the 17 hyperlinks in my comment there have been deactivated, but perhaps the text remains informative).

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    wincoach Premium Member 2 months ago

    Museum curator drones on, “Ladies and gentlemen, in this painting, the original had 10 men and 2 ladies, but then George Lucas decided to fix it…”

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    suñña  2 months ago

    “Thank you for coming to the casting call for the role of Penguin in the next Batman movie. We’ve had a larger turnout than expected, including members of the fairer sex…”

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    This diversity thing has gone too far. Not only do we have three women, we now have a man in a beige suit. Outlandish!

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    d1234dick Premium Member 2 months ago

    last portrait of congress before it all went bad with diversion.what a shame for the united states.

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    Blatherskite  2 months ago

    And now a dediatory sonnet from our Poet Laureate Sir Henry Fustian"

    O That which from Elysian Dells

    Descending, wrapped in radiant spells

    Aloft, as if on pinions bright

    Nocturnal, and of night

    Imbued with glimmerings minuscule,

    Far flickering flames find Faith’s fair fuel,

    Still lambent through the crepuscule,

    Obdurate as the mule

    What indehiscent Polykarp

    Might adumbrate Angelic harp

    Strains o’er and o’er ‘ere interludes

    Of those untold vicissitudes

    Ecstatic rays emitting when

    Betwixt, below, above and then

    Beholden not, nor yet beheld,

    Endowed with scents as yet unsmelled

    Can maunder on without increase

    Or better yet could cease.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 2 months ago

    May I present to you exhibit A, the hand that pushed poor unfortunate Ms. Penelope into the water, during this posthumous trial! Unfortunately, the perpetrator met her unfortunate demise due to not being properly fed.

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