Stop teasing the fish!
What Zeus didn’t know was that Leda had been around the block a few times with Poseidon before he met her.
The fish promised he would turn into a prince if she sleeps with him.
Mary had finally found a surefire way to keep people from noticing her rather plain face.
When you flounder and wish upon a fish, your dreams will come true by a fluke. And that’s a whale of a tail!
Tired of her legs and the land, Ariel tries to send a message to Poseidon the only way she knows through a fishy friend!
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall / Who’s the barest one of all? / Little fishes on the chest / Who’s the one with fairest breasts?” / “From where we swim, in water clear, / You win on both accounts, my dear.”
Now, my dear girl, let’s do the breast stroke!
Elaine just had to get something off her chest.
Not that chest. Everything’s already off.
alas, patty’s burning passion was to remain unrequited because charlie was, after all, a cold fish…
Bunnie Nude – inventor of the sushi-fish soup (and the “Princess Leia-hairdo”)
How, pray, is one to console/ a woman in love with a sole ?/ She’s surrendered control/ of her heart and her soul/ to a fellow who lives in a bowl !
You must remember thish/ a fish is still a fish/ a fin is still a fin/ a bowl is also still a bowl/ so don’t jump in…
Of course it’s gonna hurt/ to find you’ve lost your shirt/ and not know where you’ve been/ but you still have a chance to wing/ so don’t jump in…
Sharks and piranhas/ sometimes lie in wait/big barracudas think of you as “bait”/ pretty young girls, just waiting to be ate/ and fish don’t know from sin…
So please take this advice/ combine your fish with rice/..keep tuna in its tin/ but look before you leap – think twice !/ Don’t just jump in…(apologies to Cole Porter, Jerome Kern, or whoever)
♫ Would you like to swing on a star ♪ carry moonbeams home in a jar ♫ and be better off than you are ♪ or would you rather be a fish…♫
“Don’t rush me, I’m thinking about it”
“Show me your breasts and I’ll give you a pot of gold.”
You guys are all on top form today – thank you for lots of smiles
Nuthin’ brings ya glory like a hoary old fish-story in the mor-or-ornin’…
Nemo’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson - and Darla was still a menace.
It didn’t take much of a diversion to distract Daphne from dressing.
Don’t show those fish to your pussycat.
Ashley contemplating why fish don’t have nipples.
It took me quite some time to find the goldfish.
Be afraid as she prepare to release: THE KRAKEN!
Up you go two little gold fish, while I prepare myself for my golden haired boy friend, Fredo!
Unfortunately for Bessie, that was not Henry Limpet!
The Fish Bowl or The Goldfish Bowl:
has info and links that point to more info about this painting.
both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays; but, most say he was born in 1868), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2658 (March 8, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. It is a bit blurred because Mr. Melcher artificially enlarged the smaller image in the title URL’s File history (didn’t have access to the larger image I added there today).
“Bast*rd sold me a gay fish instead of a gold fish”
Whoa! That is some heavy acid.
“God, I wish they’d hurry up and invent television. Watching this fish is only entertaining for a fortnight or so.”
Henrietta said the fish told her to strip. and that thier bowl was a crystal ball, she could wish on,Henrietta wasn’t to bright, but she was happy to disrobe for any reason
Um … I have a lot of gold paint left; you wouldn’t mind dying your hair more blonde before I start to paint; would you?
Time to clean the fishbowl and bathe the fish?
Is that what happened to Mrs. Schrödinger’s cat?