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That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 23, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Swordsmith Montoya, make sure that man doesn’t have six fingers!

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    rmremail  about 2 months ago

    I distinctly told you to make a sword that would fit a six fingered hand.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Louis knew he need something much longer to compensate for his shortcomings.

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    rmremail  about 2 months ago

    While he is outwardly fawning, inside the sword-smith is seething that Don Peron felt the need to take his gloves of that he can get his body oils all over the sword as he fondles it with his naked hands.

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    rmremail  about 2 months ago

    So all I have to do is stab a person with this, and they will be dead? That’s really much simpler to use than those new fangeled guns

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    Kind&Kinder  about 2 months ago

    “My name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father. Prepare to die!”

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    Strob Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “May I have your sword sir; it gives me great pleasure.” (À la John Lennon in “How I Won the War”)

    https://youtu.be/KEZFe94xpkk

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    ronaldspence  about 2 months ago

    Is there any way around the 10 day waiting period? The duel is at dawn tomorrow…

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    Call me Ishmael  about 2 months ago

    Of all of his Majesty’s fruits/ the most magnificent brutes/ were the gay musketeers:/ those fastidious dears/ chose their weapons to go with their boots.

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    Face it, when you dress like that, you need to carry a weapon around. Especially in the bad areas of town.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 2 months ago

    “Good fences make good neighbors”, but…..Nuthin saves more labor than a saber through your neighbor in the mo-or-or-nin’..

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    Papared25  about 2 months ago

    “If this was handcrafted in your shop, why does it have ‘Made in China’ stamped on the hilt?”

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    gopher gofer  about 2 months ago

    which end did you say was the business end…?

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    orinoco womble  about 2 months ago

    He dropped his lacy hanky to see if the salesman was obsequious enough to pick it up. He was.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 2 months ago

    So does your hat! Now, what’s the problem, Sire?

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    It’s a quality sword and the price is right, but unfortunately, good sir, it doesn’t match my boots.

    Sir, I’ve see you use a sword. Maybe you should wear red.

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    pcolli  about 2 months ago

    “What colour would you like, Sir?”

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    Buzzworld  about 2 months ago

    The Swishbuckler Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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    Reader  about 2 months ago

    Oh yes sir, with that sword all the pirates will be very very afraid of you.

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    garcoa  about 2 months ago

    I throw my glove on the floor to challenge you to a dual over the price. This is only worth 10% of your asking price. What do you say to that, young man?

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    Pocosdad  about 2 months ago

    “Oh Billy, Billy, Billy…”

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    MS72  about 2 months ago

    “And you say it’s protected by the 2nd Amendment?”

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    santa72404  about 2 months ago

    Scene from the reboot of Zorro the Gay Blade.

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    Linguist  about 2 months ago

    Dave Baker examining a contestant’s sword on the Period Costume episode of Forged In Fire.

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    J Short Premium Member about 2 months ago

    …and you’re sure this will get me out of the sand?

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “HMMMMM.. so this is the sword you made for Don Pedro.” “He threaten to shove it up my.” “Good Lord what is the length of this thing?”

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 2 months ago

    That monsieur, is a gay blade. Unlike Prince Valiant’s heavy “Singing Sword” this is the “Snickering Sword!”It will drive your opponents mad! They will swing wildly trying to stop the snickering.

    Monsieur: And any drawbacks?

    Well, you will have to keep it fed with other’s blood, or else it will snicker at you!

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    Another Take  about 2 months ago

    “It seems that I have dropped my glove. Could you face the other way while you pick it up for me, Eduardo?”

    “NO! Fool me once…”

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    Holden Awn  about 2 months ago

    “Does this skirt make my a-s look big”?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “This one is perfect for chopping garlic. But wait, there’s more. Order the entire set in the next thirty minutes, and we’ll include the staghorn hilts.” “No!?!?” “Yes, you heard that right – the staghorn hilts!”

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    goblue86  about 2 months ago

    “There is nothing wrong with being poor, just dressing poorly”. – full credit to Zoro The Gay Blade.

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    stamps  about 2 months ago

    I’ll take the paring knife on the right.

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 2 months ago

    At the Swordsmith’s or A New Sword

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Adolphe_Alexandre_Lesrel_-_At_the_Swordsmith%27s.jpg 

    has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

     

    http://www.burlington.co.uk/artist-biography/adolphe-alexandre-lesrel.html 

    https://www.galeriearyjan.com/en/lesrel-adolphe-alexandre.htm 

    https://rehs.com/Adolphe_Alexandre_Lesrel_Bio.html 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his French Wikipedia page 

    https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolphe_Alexandre_Lesrel 

    (currently has much more info than his English Wikipedia page, directly pointed to by the title URL; again, Google Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). First work by him used here.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2648 (February 22, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    StephenRice  about 2 months ago

    Are those the famous Puissant Boots? I thought they were a fairy tale!

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    pkdphd  about 2 months ago

    My name is Inigo Montoya . . .

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 2 months ago

    His horse is really hoping he takes a loooooong time picking out his new sword.

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    rmremail  about 2 months ago

    I just noticed – Ye Olde Weapon Shoppe is branching out – they’re selling muskets now as well.

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    Sparklite  about 2 months ago

    “Well, I must be going.”“Oh, sir, would you?”

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 2 months ago

    take it anyway sir., you can’t fight your way out of a paper poke, but you’ll look dashing anyway.

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    cameron_scarlett  about 2 months ago

    “Well no wonder he wouldn’t duel with you! When you throw down a gauntlet do it like you mean it! Just dropping it on the floor really doesn’t count. And be sure to use a GAUNTLET, not your mom’s Sunday-go-to-church gloves.”

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    You say if I buy two muskets, I can get this sword for free?

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