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That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 11, 2019

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “I know he’s a drunken louse, just stay with him for a couple of years then divorce him and take him for everything he has.” Says the desperate father.

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Don’t worry about loving him. That’s what the gardener is for.”

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    Strob Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Don’t worry, you know the saying; nothing can go wrong unless he sees you before the service.”

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    Papared25  about 1 month ago

    “I tried to convince your brother to leave out jokes about your halitosis and your incurable foot fungus during his speech as the best man, but after he gets a couple of drinks in him there’s no telling what he’ll say. But don’t despair, by that time the groom won’t be able to back out gracefully and the dowry will already be in the bank. In my view that’s a win-win!”

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    Papared25  about 1 month ago

    “The good news is that he says he’ll soon be getting a dishwasher. The bad news is that it’s you.”

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    pauline_gangof4  about 1 month ago

    And we can almost guarantee that your children will have webbed-feet,

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    JackButler1  about 1 month ago

    I would never join any club that would have me for a member.

    G. Marx

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    well-i-never  about 1 month ago

    “Yes, of course I have longer pants. I just didn’t know this was a formal wedding.”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “It’s just a wart, Myrtle. You let a frog pee on you, didn’t you. Say eleven Hail Hermits and you’ll be fine.”

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    ptnjbrown  about 1 month ago

    …he’ll beat you every night. But only when he’s sober so you’re alright…. – lyric from a song in Fiddler On The Roof.

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    prrdh  about 1 month ago

    Well, maybe not such a good family, but at least we know what kind of family he’s from.

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    Andrew Capp  about 1 month ago

    “Don’t worry, princess. If he doesn’t marry you l will!”

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    J Short Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Bride wondering if those shoes would look better on her feet.

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    rugeirn  about 1 month ago

    Löffler seems to have had a thing about brides. There are at least two other paintings by him on the same theme: “Die Braut.” (No. that’s not “Das Brat”!

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    epaphus8  about 1 month ago

    “Yes, father, everyone can see your erection through those pants. But if you’ll just button your tunic all the way down and stop man-spreading, perhaps no one will notice.”

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    daddyhc  about 1 month ago

    You may even sire a president with tiny hands and a short, mushroom shaped ….

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 1 month ago

    “Well, yes, dear, dwarfism is hereditary, but look at it this way- it’s a 2-out-of-3 chance at worst, and those aren’t terrible odds!”

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    lagoulou  about 1 month ago

    “Just lie back, close your eyes and think of England….”

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    Tom O'Bedlam  about 1 month ago

    “I’m wearing these pants to show off my legs, which are better than yours, after all.”

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The Bride

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Leopold_L%C3%B6ffler-Radymno_Die_Braut_1852.jpg 

    (best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly B2 paper size painting.

     

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=11408 

    http://www.pinakoteka.zascianek.pl/Loeffler/Loeffler_bio.htm 

    https://desa.pl/pl/authors/754/leopold-loeffler 

    http://dzielautracone.gov.pl/en/news/114-the-loveliest-bow-in-polish-painting-delights-once-again-at-the-silesian-museum-in-katowice 

    all have info, or point to more info, about this artist (the middle 2 in Polish, again, Chrome can automatically translate – Bing may do better in this case), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

    http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/10/15?comments=visible 

    has the prior work (my comment there included the last 3 artist info URLs).

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2135 (February 10, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    pcolli  about 1 month ago

    “Just get very drunk at the reception and you won’t remember a thing”.

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    Gale Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Oh… Say what you will of what may or may not be said here, but I’ll just get lost in the articulate painting of the folds in her dress.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Belatedly, your mother has informed me that she never had “the talk” with you. Let’s start at the beginning, shall we?

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Edward was a little miffed about getting married but the ladies forced him,4 against one.he always was a bit afraid of the ladies.

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    gcarlson  about 1 month ago

    Per James Michener’s “Hawaii,” native royalty actually did marry siblings to ensure exclusively royal blood in their heirs.

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    plaidley  about 1 month ago

    “Remember, my dear. Be sure to have him sign over his investments to you and Cousin Bartholomew will take care of the rest.”

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