In other words, Mittens, you need to move your carcass.
I don’t believe the part about ‘no commercials’.
Mittens: You did say I am a-door-able, didn’t you?
I think Mittens was in my house!
(this is my cat, Benny)
I would rather see the magnificent Mittens, (even if it’s his back end) than the same tedious adverts played umpteen times during a commercial break.