Ted Rall for May 18, 2016

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    wmclay  over 6 years ago

    Wouldn’t that also exclude observant Jews? Trump says he loves those guys, they’re such good negotiators.

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    mattro65  over 6 years ago

    You’d have to be irrational to be on Trump’s side.

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    Steveh16  over 6 years ago

    On the plus side free bacon when you come back to the States…

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’m screwed…. I’m a vegetarian…

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    OmqR-3.0  over 6 years ago

    There’s a Portuguese dish which, as legend has it, was meant to sniff out Jews and to a lesser extent, Muslims, during its Inquisitions (post Spain’s)…:Pork with clams from the AlentejoCarne de porco com amêijoas à alentejana

    http://hedonia.seantimberlake.com/hedonia/2007/11/carne-de-porco.html

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    Mr. Blawt  over 6 years ago

    His supporters see this as a good thing. They also see this this as exactly equal to allowing a transgender person into a bathroom. Letting a Woman who was born a man pee in the toilet next to you is as bad as making a Muslim eat bacon. Or maybe a little worse, as it is happening to a white Christian woman…

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    theincrediblebulk  over 6 years ago

    a better choice would be to offer them gummi bears. Gummi Bears contain gelatin which is made from either pork or beef. Most Muslims want to know what type of gelatin has been used before they will eat any gummi style candy. most manufacturers don’t single source their gelatin so they can’t guarantee there is no pork gelatin in them. I’ve never had anyone other than Muslims ask me about this in my over 20 years in the candy business.

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    Happy Two Shoes  over 6 years ago

    The simple solution is not to elect Trump.

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    Mr. Blawt  over 6 years ago

    An even better choice would be not applying racist tests in any corner of our society. Not to separate based on color, religion or orientation. Waving bacon at people is no way to open a dialogue.

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    toahero  over 6 years ago

    Clinton2016: because having another president Harding is better than having another Mussolini.

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    I don’t eat bacon but I’ll drink a shot of borboun to prove I’m not Muslim.

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    Lord Gaga  over 6 years ago

    I’d suggest a biblical literacy test, but a lot of Xtians would probably fail that one as well. Besides, it would take the average Muslim about ten minutes to know more about the bible than Drumpf.

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    Malcolm Hall  over 6 years ago

    If you can prove that you can dance the hokey pokey, you can skip the bacon test.

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