Stop alert, armpits must be dry before entering checkpoint
TSA
Not that radioactive
Achtung! 3.3 ounce limit on ebola fluids
On second thought keep shoes on seal in foot sweat.
ONE case arrives in Texas because the guy lied before leaving Europe for America, TWO nurses caring for him AFTER he ADMITTED he’d been with an Ebola patient in Liberia and those brillian TEXANS kicked him loose for another couple days to run around while infectious. WHICH, the people whom he spent four days in a closed apartment with, may be released from quaranteen tomorrow, as they’ve displayed no symptoms.
So, if there is any blame for anyone contracting Ebola in America, it’s the TEXAS hospital, in the state where Rick Perry wouldn’t allow expansion of Medicade, or improvement of the health care system with additional funding.
ONE case arrives in Texas because the guy lied before leaving Europe for America, TWO nurses caring for him AFTER he ADMITTED he’d been with an Ebola patient in Liberia and those brillian TEXANS kicked him loose for another couple days to run around while infectious. WHICH, the people whom he spent four days in a closed apartment with, may be released from quaranteen tomorrow, as they’ve displayed no symptoms.
So, if there is any blame for anyone contracting Ebola in America, it’s the TEXAS hospital, in the state where Rick Perry wouldn’t allow expansion of Medicade, or improvement of the health care system with additional funding.