Ted Rall for October 01, 2012
Transcript:
The 2012 Presidential election will be decided by a select group of voters: assholes. Normal people have already decided how (or whether) to vote, not assholes. (Man: Obama... Romney... Jill Stein... not voting... who can choose? They're all so similar.) Assholes cluster in swing counties in key battleground states, which gives them even more influence. (Barack Obama: When you assholes figure out what the hell you want, it's yours until you change your stupid minds.) (Mitt Romney: What he said, plus double tax cuts.) Don't worry, this won't last. (Woman: The future belongs to the idiots.) (Man: Someday soon, we'll look back at the reign of the assholes with grim nostalgia.)
Chillbilly over 11 years ago
On editorialcartoonists.com, the word a**hole was used instead of wankers. Does gocomics.com think we’re a bunch of children?
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
Considering Ted’s politics most closely match the Green Party candidate, it looks like he’s putting himself firmly in the Wankers category.
Jason Allen over 11 years ago
Come on, Ted. There is a huge difference between independent voters and the so called undecided. One group chooses not to affiliate with a political party, the other can’t be bothered to give a #$% about the nation’s future.
spamdrop1 over 11 years ago
Someone watched Idiocracy.
David Riedel Premium Member over 11 years ago
But I thought that a “wanker” was a . . . .
Chillbilly over 11 years ago
Panel #3 of this cartoon tells the whole story. The candidates pander to the least informed voters..Independent voters in NY state are essentially disenfranchised because we can’t vote in primaries where all real electoral decisions are made. So I vote for third parties in the futile hope that one day long after I’m dead and gone ….Oh hell. Who am I kidding? We won’t just be a de facto plutocracy by then. We’ll be a total bona fide plutocracy.
Chillbilly over 11 years ago
I guess my point is this … if you don’t want to register as a Democrat in Harlem, you are stuck with Charley Rangel because the only chance you have to get rid of him is in the primary. This year, Rangel was in a competitive race for the first time since he went to congress. The “real” election was the primary. Game over. Rangel can go sit on the beach in the DR and chill until he’s mindlessly voted back into office..What NY state should do is allow open primaries. Being forced to register with a party in order to vote in the primary is as wrong as all the dumb voter ID laws out there..But thanks for the thoughtful insight. Appreciate it.
Ted Rall creator over 11 years ago
Hardly. The choices are clear: one should boycott the election. But it’s also obvious that no one should have trouble choosing between the candidates, if that’s how you roll.
yusodum over 11 years ago
@mikefive & dtriedelAnd you would both be right. Strange standards.
fritzoid Premium Member over 11 years ago
By the way, Ted, I’m not alone when I say I appreciate you dropping in. I also think “wankers’” is funnier than “a-holes” anyway.
Jason Allen over 11 years ago
“I thought wanking was a brit self-pleasuring.”In this specific instance, you thought correctly. Rall, however, is using the term wanker, which is used as a derogative similar to calling someone a jerk-off.
Chillbilly over 11 years ago
When it comes to war, I’d say that Rall is more like Ron Paul than any of the candidates. (Sorry Ted.)
Chillbilly over 11 years ago
Gore flushed anyone who’d follow Ralph Nader down the toilet by making an electoral gambit — trading that bloc for Joe Lieberman’s finger-wagging and neoconservatism. It wasn’t Nader’s fault. All he did was try to re-enfranchise some voters.