Ted Rall for February 03, 2010
Single-minded and obsessed, worked tirelessly for his goal. (Barack Obama: I'll do anything!) It took decades for him to get where he needed to be. (Barack Obama: 58 isn't enough! We need a 60-vote supermajority!) Then he campaigned. He negotiated, he cajoled. He schemed. (Woman: We've got 60. But Teddy Kenned's real sick... you should insist on that vote now.) (Barack Obama: No! It's Christmas eve! Send congress home!) Finally: success!