Ted Rall for February 07, 2009
February 05, 2009
February 09, 2009
Transcript:
Man: I'm wildly popular. That's why everyone's trying to kill me! Soldier: Only one rock per ticket, people! Man: It was a wedding party! Your missile killed women and kids! Soldier: Women and kids who would have had a big carbon footprint. Afghan: Nothing but heroin in my truck. Soldier: Drive safely, sir! Soldier: Crank calls to Al Qaeda are much cheaper here in the 93 country code! Afghan: Hello? Afghan: Nothing fertilizes crops like the corpses of U.S. soldiers fattened with junk food. Osama flew the coop years ago, but there's still plenty of work to do at the crossroads between south and central Asia. We still need you to join Obama's crusade to Re-Invade Afghanistan! Choose from any or all of the following glorious tasks: protect Afghan government officials. Provide security for cultural events. Help fight overpopulation. Help the Afghans help themselves. Fight terrorists in Pakistan next door. Help farmers restore Afghan agriculture.
Lavocat about 15 years ago
bleeep, THAT is bitter! I think he’s outdone himself.
HUMPHRIES about 15 years ago
Ted must have lost a relative in Afghanistan and is indeed bitter.
believecommonsense about 15 years ago
dumb dumb dumb, plus inane, vacuous, not to mention stupid …. somebody’s harsh and bitter fairy tale
CorosiveFrog Premium Member about 15 years ago
When I come to think about it, the afghan war has more legitimacy, doesn’t mean it will be easier than Iraq.
Lavocat about 15 years ago
Isn’t there a statute of limitations of waging bone-headed wars?
9/11 was in 2001. It’s 2009! Get the bleeep outta Afghanistan already!
wmclay about 15 years ago
They’re on Russia’s doorstep and Russia doesn’t even care about them anymore. Pull out the troops and drop some bombs if Al-Qaeda returns and sets up more training camps.