Ted Rall for August 04, 2007
Abdullah: Get me Osama on the phone. Musharraf: It's for you, yo. Here's Our War on Terrorism Scorecard. Bin Laden, O. Running as free as a jaybird. Abdullah, A. Allowances of cash & U.S. weapons raised. Musharraf, P. Al-Zawahiri, A. "Killed" repeatedly, laughing a lot. Crazy Rich White Chicks Are on the Run! Spears, B. At large. Hilton, P. Busted. Richie, N. Busted. Lohan, L. Busted.