Ted Rall for August 12, 2006

Transcript:

Dick Cheney: Thank God I'm here. You're messing up big-time!! Forget this back-to-our-roots liberalism! Stick to pro-war pro-business neo-cons. Guys like Lieberman will lead you to victory. Man: Yeah! We should- hey! He's a Republican! Seize him! Man 2: You'd never catch a Democrat giving "advice" to Republicans, fiend!! Man 3: Quick: rub an iPod over his electric heart! Cheney: Aaaiee! Man 4: Holy cow- could you guys possibly be further off-track? Scoot over and pour me some chai. Dick Cheney stars in: "I'm here to help!" A meeting of Democratic activists At the Pentagon