Ted Rall for June 28, 2004
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The evidence is clear: Republicans don't understand the passing of time. (Bush: They said Al Qaeda wasn't in Iraq- but look! They're in Iraq right now!) Temporal confusion is a huge problem. (Woman: No, no. Before is different. This is now.) (Bush: "Before" what? Quit confusing me, Harlot!) Fortunately, you can help by supporting Calendars for Conservatives. C.F.C volunteers fan out through the red states, but that's not all. We also run free clinics for the chronometrically challenged. (Man: We went to war in '03, when Al Qaeda was not in Iraq. Now, in '04, they are.) Our graduates are learning that time makes a big impact on their lives. (Man 2: Just cuz Saddam had WMDs in '91 doesn't mean he had 'em in '03 who knew?) Calendars for conservatives: help a rightist tell time! (Man 3: I stopped going to a job that fired me ages ago! )(Woman: How many ages ago?) (Man: Ha, ha... this is that, now was then!!!)