Ted Rall for March 01, 2004
Transcript:
War stories of the Air National Guard. The 9-11 of '71! Starring Lt. George W. Bush. It's just a typical day at war for the 111th fighter interceptor squardron. (Voice 1: Die, V.C. dogs!) (Voice 2: That was Laredo, you moron.) Suddenly an emergency message flashes on Lt. Bush's F-102 Transponder! (Voice : Holy Crap! HQ is in big trouble!) Below: The tense border with socialist Mexico. (Bush: The officers' club at Ellington AFB will be dry in hours unless we get booze before closing time! With God as my witness- that won't happen!) Minutes Later (Bush: Put it all on my account.) Meanwhile, in Vietnam (Soldier: I regret that I have but one life to give for George W. Bush.)