Ted Rall for November 20, 2003
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Is rummy on the way out? If so, will he take Condi with him? Has Colin signed on for another term? You can learn to read our secretive Government with Bush Kremlinology. To the untrained eye, it's impossible to tell anything from this image of top officials planning the invasion of wherever. A trained Bush Kremlonologist, however, can read the fate of the homeland as accurately as a tea leaf. Check out Rumsfield's receding hairline- Condi's getting to him! Also note the double chin, is he pre-retirement? Cheney: Still in the dominant left-side man on top position. Powell's covering his left hand. Is he hiding a hot job offer? Become the life of the party- order Bush Kremlinology today! Condi's position next to Bush indicates Syria may be next. And check out her breasts. (Woman: Bigger! Think she's pregnant?)