Ted Rall for March 29, 2003
Transcript:
War against Afghanistan: because some of the 9-11 guy trained there. (Man: Should the 9-11 hijackers come back to life, they'll have to train for the next 9-11 somewhere else!) War against Iraq: because they might have done something like 9-11 if they'd thought of it. (Man 2: Osama: Muslim. Saddam: Muslim. Any questions?) War against Iran: because they fund Palestinians who thought we had 9-11 coming. (George Bush: Not only do Iran and Iraq hate each other, they have the same name!) War against Syria: because they have ties to groups that have ties to people who are ok with 9-11. (Woman: When my friend's roommate died on 9-11, did anyone from Syra send her a sympathy card? No, they did not.) War against North Korea: No way! Their nukes could make 9-11 look like a joke! (Man 1: One our enemy gets nuclear weapons, they're the boss! I love you, Kim Jong Il!) War against America: because 9-11 couldn't have happened without victims. (Man 3: Say what?!) (Woman 2: Die, traitor!!)