Ted Rall for March 17, 2003
Rashomon Nation. Television: We gonna git um terror folks cave-style! We don't care whatnot! 'Cause I'm the boss banana! Stick that piehole.... Man 1: A genius! Our Churchill! Woman 1: Lying sack of $#@%! Woman 2: $#@ idiot! Man 2: Pure goodness... sweeter than infant Jesus!