Ted Rall for November 07, 2002
George W. Bush's Theory of Retroactivity Retrolegitimacy: I won the recount that never happened for real! Monday Morning foresight: I could have prevented 9-11 if I'd suspended beforehand the civil rights I used 9-11 to suspend. Ex post facto economics: Thank God I cut the taxes that caused the recession. We needed those tax cuts to spark a recovery! Retromandate: Now we have the mandate to do all the stuff we did after we lost!