Ted Rall for October 03, 2002

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(George Bush: You have to admit that, wherever Muslims look, we're giving them a hard time. We're bombing Iraq and Afghanistan, embargoing Iran, arming Israel's attacks on Palestine and jailing Muslims here.) It isn't fair to pick on Muslims. That's why we're introducing Affirmative Action Warfare. (Man 1: From now on, every time we drop a bomb on Muslim's we'll drop another one on members of another religion!) In some combat zones, nondiscrimitory bombing is easily enforced. (Man 2: What's the score?) (Man 3: Four Canadians. Put 'em down as episcopalians or catholic.) Other targets are chosen for their contribution to the religiious quota. (George Bush: There are jews in Ethiopia?) (Man 4: Yeah, but we don't care about the black ones.) Finally: An American policy that works for the Muslim world! (Man 5: Normally I'd resent America for preventing my wife from getting my wife from getting the medicine she needed to live, but they did the same thing to some Hindu. Rock on, America!)