Ted Rall for August 05, 2002
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Taking on corporate crime like regular crime. Three strikes, you're out. (Man 1: But I only looted three small-cap companies!) (Man 2: So long recidivist scum.) Profiling (Man 3: I'm not an executive, I'm an entry-level cog! The suit is for dress-up Wednesdays!) (Man 4: Just the same, let's see your W-2. Flexible Sentencing: (Woman: You're trying me as a C.E.O?!? But I'm an A.V.P!) (Man 5: C.E.O. Crime calls for C.E.O. time 20 years.) Corporate Megan's Law (Man 6: Go away, pension Thief!) (Man 7: Give yourself a raise!)