Ted Rall for August 11, 2001
Ours is the most demographically. Representative legislative body in the history of humanity. We have the same percentage of women, gays and lesbians, ethnic minorities and every other identifier you can imagine as the general population. Finally: We've achieved a truly progressive egalitarian society. Congratulations. Ok... let's get started on today's business: Tax breaks for rich people! Woman: Cool! It's about time someone looked out for us... them.