Ted Rall for May 10, 2001
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Cash in big on the government giveaway of the century: Enroll in the school of bodily fluid arts. (Man: My art career was nowhere, chicks crossed the street and turned the corner to avoid me, all that changed after I got my B.B.F.A- bachelor of bodily fluid arts. S.B.F.A. turned me on to the exploding fields of fecal-urine, vomit, and blood-based arts. Smearing a turd on a canvas turns ordinary art into controversial taxpayer-funded agitprop statements.) "BEst of all, I'm saving a fortune on acrylics and charcoals!" (Man: Go away! I'm making art supplies!) Choose from these majors: Graphic Graphics (To the unschooled pornography, but look- I used puke instead of India ink!) Urinary Sculpture (Nice Pulitzer prize!) (Thanks! I got it for my 'frozen-pee buddha') Defecation desecration (It's both profound and relevant- at the same time!) Coming this fall: Scratch n' sniff painting!