Ted Rall for November 27, 2000
The electorate at a glance Non Voters: I care too much to be satisfied with two equally lame options Absentee Voters: I've been out of the country so long that my opinions are uncorrupted by information. Inept Voters: Just to be sure, I hit the punch cared with my head. Neutered voters: Man: Everytime I vote one way, someone else votes exactly the opposite. Woman: Yeah, that's me.