Ted Rall for November 09, 2000
Man: Okay, here's the deal... You'll carry the electoral vote, but lose the popular tally, unless Gore sues over the west palm beach buchananites or there's a foreign absentee ballot shocker. But even if you prevail, you'll be crippled by a lack of mandate and implications of corrupt poll tampering. Bush: Okay, Okay. When do I get to start executing people?