Ted Rall for May 22, 2000
In every single movie ever made I've gotcha cold, chancellor! Put up your hands! Face it: you and I are the same! No way. We're not the same. Not in any respect whatsoever. Sure we are. We're motivated by the same exact things. But you're Adolf Hitler, the sociopathic tyrant whose diabolical politics caused World War II, the holocaust, the mass murder of millions and the destruction of Germany. So? You dump perfectly good chicks for no reason, you deliberately refuse to sort your recyclables and you laugh at puerile fag jokes. You're comparing my inept dating habits with genocide? Well, yeah. You've convinced me. We are the same, you and I. That's what happens when you sign with the same agent.