Ted Rall for May 08, 2000
Born-again christian: Then, one day, it occurred to me: devil worship is so '70s! What the hell was I thinking?! Born-again virgin: Last night I had my 400th - and last - threesome. From now on, I'm holding out until marriage! Born-again heterosexual: No more shall I indulge in the delicious pleasures of red-hot man sex with hard-bodied studs. Mmmm... studs. Born-again born-again: I can't believe how dumb you people are. Demon! Slut! Know any cute guys.