Ted Rall for July 05, 1999
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It's a wonky, wonky, wonky world Well, campers, as we predicted in this space on April 13, 1997, the aerospace technology sub committee on spatial development voted 11-9 to approve H.B. 104! The gentlelady from Tennessee is recognized for 1 1/2 minutes. And she yields her time to the chair. *Congressional record, 4-14-97, p. 41** **pages out of sequence due to budget crisis As you know, accordingly, then, that virtually eliminates any chance of campaign finance reform capping cross-corporate contributions at $15,200 in accordance with the ways & means committee compromise. $15,200?!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *Compromise originally negotiated by Newt Gingrich (R-GA) amended 3-3-97** **See mother Jones, May '97. So once again, kiddies, Greedy fat bald* congressmen line their own constituents' pockets at the expense of the common good - and the cool vibes of H.B. 104 have, sadly, died down.** Once again, we get away with systemic corruption! *Bald, in this meaning, includes balding or any substantial loss of hair. **Detroit news,late edition, 11-10-91 ***Over 50% But guess why this is happening? Let us carefully consider the conundrum of carnivorous confusion that got Americans where they are now...* I don't care about politics! Apathetic cur! *Inspired by opening monologue, Jay Leno 6 minutes in length** ***Length varies on other planets