Ted Rall for April 10, 1999
Transcript:
The truth about Catholics and Dogmatics Woman: I was raised, Christian. Man: Me, too- I'm Catholic. Woman: Catholics aren't Christian. Man: It's easy to get confused by all that Jesus stuff and those crosses, but you're 100% right. Appearances are deceiving, for instance, I look like a human being, but I'm actually a white rhino! Woman: I'm serious. Man: How would you like to be gored and stomped to death.