Ted Rall for March 25, 1999

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Mouse Type: "Mouse Type": It's that rapid-fire chatter listing restrictions and exceptions at the end of commercials, typed out in teeny writing at the bottom of the screen. Here's to extending truth in advertising to real life! (Woman: If you work hard, you'll get good grades. If you get good grades, you'll get into a good college. If you get into a good college, you'll get a good job.) (Man: No matter what happens, I'll always be your dad and I'll always love you.) (Radio: This next song is from jewel's smash CD, translucent preciousness!) (Pastor: And after you die, you'll go to heaven and be reunited with your loved ones!)