Ted Rall for November 19, 1998
Bill "Satan" Gates in It's a Wondrous Life Bill Gates: So- are all the documents for the acquisition of Bolivia in place? Man: Of course they are... but you're the richest guy in the whole world. Why do you need any more money?! If I were you, I'd relax, buy some decent clothes, give some money away- maybe people wouldn't hate you so much if you started acting like a human being. Bill Gates: How brilliant! If people liked me, they'd pay me billions of dollars more a year! Man: I'll draw up the papers.