Ted Rall for September 03, 1998

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Woman: Say, Chet, are you smoking one of those clean tasting camels? Man: I sure am, Donna! Their refreshing bite helps me contemplate the medicare crisis! Woman: Mhmm... this Donna Karan vest almost makes up for the continuing second-class status of women in the workplace. Man: And you can be sure those congolese hutu would leave their tuts! Foes alone if they drank Mountain Dew! Woman: I don't know about you, but my spiffy new Nissan Pathfinder could grind middle eastern terrorists to a pulp! Man: Sounds almost as good as the new iMac Computer it's hotter than Monica! Woman: I can't believe we need product placement to fund political cartooning. Man: Yeah, but tightwad editors make the Chicago Tribune an excellent value! q