Ted Rall for June 22, 1998
Rudolph Giuliani: The final bays Man 1: Herr Mayor, the cabbies have taken tribeca, the hot dog vendors have seized broadway and our offensive against the squeegee men has failed. All is lost! The teachers will be here in minutes. Man 2: Burn my body, Chuck the ashes into the east river and thank the taxpayers for me. Now go take your cyanide blintz!