Ted Rall for September 11, 1997
The memoirs of a mad school board member. Man 1: Look at those clothes! Listen to that honkey accent! Man 2: Motion to y'all approve minutes of last meeting. Man 1: Nobody knows him... now this guy's on the school board! It's gotta be! Man 2: The PTA bake sale will take place at 7:30 Wednesday. Man 1: You idiots are blind! This man is a mole! He's one of those neo-christian right-wing fanatics here to infiltrate schools across the country. He's a fascist! He's gonna take over th- (mmph) Man 2: Tonight's book burning is at 9:00 at the stadium.