Ted Rall for July 17, 1997
Transcript:
It's another episode of dog talk for people who hate all human beings. Lately there's been a lot of concern about pit bull terriers. Some people even say these dogs should be banned. (Man: That's absurd!) But most pit bulls use their fearsome locking jaws on sticks and balls- vicious people make vicious dogs! (Man: Good doggie!) Isn't it unfair to blame a whole breed because of a few hundred land sharks? (Man: Animal bigotry is the worst kind of prejudice!) Remember: Pit Bulls don't kill people- they bite and bite and bite and bite until you finally die. But it's ultimately your fault. (Man: Good doggie!) Next: Pet wolverines are getting bad press. Why are they so reviled? (But they're such loving pets... they adore kids!)